Fitness Drive
Are you now really fat after eating too much too much turkey? Do none of your clothes now fit you? Well we can help... We are so much better than weight watchers* So much more fun than the Atkins Diet** And so much less painful than stomach surgey***
Several of our students have lost significant weight in less than 6 months training twice a week with our expert band of sadistic maniacs, also they have tended not to put it back on and have moved to a healthier fuller life becoming more attractive to the opposite sex, gainning promotion in their work and even solving certain crisises in Africa***
Come along to Cyclone Wing Chun and on top of all these fabulous benefits you may also learn to fight!!!!****
* This is our opinion and does not represent the opinions of anybody who doesn't hold this opinion
** Come on it must be (also our opinion)
*** All of the above are unconfirmed rumours
**** This however is true
